Why do I feel like I am in Africa when I go to Newark?

Yeah.. and why is when ever I kill a dog I feel the power of Satan flow through my veins and suddenly I am able to lift my car over my head whilst playing a banjo made out of rat intestines and rotten drift wood.. Its a conspiracy the government does want us to know it but we see through their lies.. Its all connected the blood the screaming the blacks, gays and even Satan.... well get em all though in time dont you worry bout that..